Theme By: Destroyer & Sleepless

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SHOT ME OUT OF THE SKY, YOU’RE MY CREEP TONIGHT

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donovanandandersonarecunts:

skeleton-treasuries:

s-h-e-r-l-o-c-k-e-d-b-b-c:

deducemyheart:

cloudsareforcertain:

thenextdragonborn:

zebraffe:

raptorific:

Play the song while staring directly at the image. 

/SPITSCOFFEOUTEVERYWHERE

and then i died

mother of tacos

this is the moriarty theme song

Dear Sweet Holy Mother of God.

#ICan’tEven…

I went cross-eyed

with joy

The worst part is I’ve heard this before

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brain-food:

Jelly fish, excellent chart readers. 

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I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt. It was because of her that I played the Mocambo, a very popular nightclub in the 50’s. She personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night, The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman - a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it. -Ella Fitzgerald

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protagonisms:

This is reasons why we are made for each other:

  • He dressed up as Ferris Bueller for Halloween.
  • He loves West Side Story.
  • He’s a goofy charming meerkat man.

ironicgetaway:

Me.