and a n00b suddenly hears you and says “uy, may-tumblr sya. nabasa ko yan sa candy mag eh.”

and i’d be like

when she/he says “GUMAWA NGA AKO EH. I-FOLLOW MO AKO HA!”

so on the outside i’d be like “okay”

when on the inside i’m really like

because really “I FOLLOW WHO I WANT TO FOLLOW BITCH”

but still on the outside